MATCHING MISTAKES
Two shirts, sized separately. You’ve never agreed on anything else.
Everyone else sells a couple set as one design in one size, and one of you quietly agrees to be uncomfortable all day. Not here. Each shirt gets its own size and its own colour, picked separately. Same joke, two bodies, nobody negotiates.
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MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Space Issues, a set of two shirts
HERS Space Requested · HIS Space, Apparently
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
The Fry Situation, a set of two shirts
HERS Not Hungry · HIS The Fry Tax
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Fixer & Warranty, a set of two shirts
HERS Red Flag Collector · HIS Warranty Voided
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
The Apology Dispute, a set of two shirts
HERS Speak for Yourself · HIS The Apology Tour
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Budget vs. Boarding Pass, a set of two shirts
HERS Booked It Anyway · HIS Nine-Day Budget
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Dinner Negotiations, a set of two shirts
HERS The First Seven · HIS The Decider
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Problem & Renewal, a set of two shirts
HERS Auto-Renewal · HIS The Problem
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
The Whatever Trap, a set of two shirts
HERS Permission Granted · HIS Wrong Answer
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Who Has the Plan, a set of two shirts
HERS The Itinerary · HIS Asks Every Time
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
The Car Ride Home, a set of two shirts
HERS Publicly Supportive · HIS The Debrief
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Till Death, With Notes, a set of two shirts
HERS Eternally Devoted · HIS Eternally Unconvinced
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Fire Safety, a set of two shirts
HERS I Light Up the Room · HIS I Put It Out
$43.95 for both $51.90
Sized and colored separately.
Funny matching couple tees that actually match
Every set on this shelf is a two-person argument. One shirt says the thing; the other says what the first one left out. PUBLICLY SUPPORTIVE and THE DEBRIEF are the car ride home from the party, where the real review of the risotto gets filed. NOT HUNGRY and THE FRY TAX are one plate of fries from both ends. SPACE REQUESTED and SPACE, APPARENTLY are a request and the reply it got.
The joke only works with both of you in the room. That’s why a set is the only way these are sold, and why the collection is called MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT.
Who buys a couple set
Couples who have been together long enough to have bits. The friend buying for the couple who narrate each other at dinner. Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, the holiday party you arrive at as a unit. Also the two friends who are not a couple and have been asked eleven times if they are.
Both halves are a self-own. Neither half is the loser, so nobody is handed a verdict they didn’t sign up for, and both people will actually wear theirs, because it’s true.
How a set works
One purchase, two shirts. You pick the first half’s size and colour, then the second half’s, and the set lands in the cart as one item at the set price. A set is $43.95 at base sizes; two single shirts from the other shelves would be $51.90. Sizes run XS to 5XL on both halves, so a small and a 3XL can be the same set, and larger sizes add a little, exactly as they do on a single shirt.
Each half ships in its own colourway too. Matching has never meant identical. It means the two shirts agree about everyone else.
Sizing, delivery, exchanges
Sizes run XS to 5XL on a standard unisex fit: a 38 to 41 inch chest is an M, 42 to 45 is an L, 46 to 49 is an XL. The size guide on every product page has the laid-flat width and length in inches and centimetres. Size each half for its person, not for the pair; the whole point is that you don’t have to agree on a medium.
Both halves are one order with free shipping: about 5 to 10 business days to the US, about 6 to 12 to the EU, UK and Canada. Each shirt is made after you order it, so a half can’t come back for a change of mind or a wrong size. If either half arrives damaged, defective or wrong, email support within 30 days of delivery and that half is replaced or refunded, free. Full terms on the returns page.
Questions people ask
Do both shirts have to be the same size?
No. Each half gets its own size and its own colour. A small and a 3XL are the same set. That is the one thing this shelf does that the rest of the couples-tee market doesn’t.
Can I buy just one half?
No. The set is the product; each half’s line only makes sense next to the other one. If you want a single shirt with a line of its own, LEAVE ME ALONE and AT WORK are single shirts.
Is a matching couple shirt a good anniversary or Valentine’s gift?
If the two of them have a bit, yes, and every couple that has lasted a year has a bit. Pick the set that describes a thing they actually do to each other. Avoid the one that only describes a thing one of them does; that’s a verdict, not a gift.
What if one half doesn’t fit?
We can’t exchange a wrong size, because each shirt is made after you order it. Measure each person before you pick: a tee they already like, laid flat, armpit to armpit, against the width column in the size guide. If a half arrives damaged or wrong, that’s on us: email within 30 days of delivery and it’s fixed free.