NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT •
MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
THE FRY SITUATION
Two shirts. One order of fries.
$44.95for both$59.90
$14.95 cheaper than buying them separately.
One price. Two shirts. Free shipping, so that number is the number.
SIZED SEPARATELY. OBVIOUSLY.
Everyone else ships a couples set in one size and lets you fight about it. Pick a size for each shirt. Different colours too, if that's another thing you don't agree on.
Don’t guess. Go find a shirt you already like the fit of and measure that one.
Size chart: body chest range and garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres
Size
Fits chestinches
Width, flatin / cm
Lengthin / cm
XS
31–34″
16.5″ / 41.9 cm
27″ / 68.6 cm
S
34–37″
18″ / 45.7 cm
28″ / 71.1 cm
M
38–41″
20″ / 50.8 cm
29″ / 73.7 cm
L
42–45″
22″ / 55.9 cm
30″ / 76.2 cm
XL
46–49″
24″ / 61.0 cm
31″ / 78.7 cm
2XL
50–53″
26″ / 66.0 cm
32″ / 81.3 cm
3XL
54–57″
28″ / 71.1 cm
33″ / 83.8 cm
4XL
58–61″
30″ / 76.2 cm
34″ / 86.4 cm
5XL
62–65″
32″ / 81.3 cm
35″ / 88.9 cm
How to measure. Lay a shirt that already fits flat on a table. Armpit to armpit is the width. Highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem is the length. Compare those two numbers to the table.
Why width looks small. Width is the shirt laid flat, armpit to armpit, so it’s half the way around. A 42″ chest wants a 22″ width, which is an L.
Don’t guess. Go find a shirt you already like the fit of and measure that one.
Size chart: body chest range and garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres
Size
Fits chestinches
Width, flatin / cm
Lengthin / cm
XS
31–34″
16.5″ / 41.9 cm
27″ / 68.6 cm
S
34–37″
18″ / 45.7 cm
28″ / 71.1 cm
M
38–41″
20″ / 50.8 cm
29″ / 73.7 cm
L
42–45″
22″ / 55.9 cm
30″ / 76.2 cm
XL
46–49″
24″ / 61.0 cm
31″ / 78.7 cm
2XL
50–53″
26″ / 66.0 cm
32″ / 81.3 cm
3XL
54–57″
28″ / 71.1 cm
33″ / 83.8 cm
4XL
58–61″
30″ / 76.2 cm
34″ / 86.4 cm
5XL
62–65″
32″ / 81.3 cm
35″ / 88.9 cm
How to measure. Lay a shirt that already fits flat on a table. Armpit to armpit is the width. Highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem is the length. Compare those two numbers to the table.
Why width looks small. Width is the shirt laid flat, armpit to armpit, so it’s half the way around. A 42″ chest wants a 22″ width, which is an L.
She isn't hungry. She is, however, eating. He's been quietly funding this for years and has finally put it in writing across his chest. Both sizes and both colors are chosen separately, because forcing two people into one size is how a couple ends up with one shirt they both hate.
WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY WEARING
Cotton
100% Airlume combed cotton. The soft, smooth kind. Nothing scratchy sawing at you all day. The heathers blend in a little polyester — that flecked look doesn’t happen on its own.
Weight
Light, around 4.2 oz. An everyday tee you forget you’re wearing, not a stiff box with sleeves.
Fit
True to size. Modern unisex cut. Not baggy, not slim, no drama.
Built
Side-seamed so it keeps its shape, pre-shrunk, and a tear-away tag. Nothing itching the back of your neck.
The feel
The design lives in the fabric, not stuck on top of it. Soft the second you put it on, still soft after the tenth wash. No stiff plastic patch cracking and peeling off like the cheap stuff. Yours, and it stays that way.
WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)
USA
About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada
About 1–2 weeks. Made in Canada. No customs, no border fees, nobody knocking for money.
Europe
About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else
About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping
Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.
Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.
