MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
The Fry Situation
Two shirts. One order of fries.
From $43.95 for both$51.90
$7.95 cheaper than buying them separately.
One price. Two shirts. Free shipping, so that number is the number.
Any tax is shown before you pay.
SIZED SEPARATELY.
Pick a color and a size for each shirt. They don't have to match.
HERS
$25.95
Not Hungry
Color
White
Size
HIS
$25.95
The Fry Tax
Color
White
Size
Free replacement on anything damaged, defective or wrong. Returns & replacements.
Everyone else ships a couples set in one size and lets you fight about it. Here each shirt gets its own size, and its own color, if that's another thing you don't agree on.
One shirt says I'M NOT HUNGRY., with a swear word in the middle for emphasis, above a grumpy cat sitting behind an empty plate. The other says THEN STOP EATING MY FRIES. above a dog clutching what's left of the order.
She didn't want anything. She said so twice. She is now eating half of his. He ordered for one, has been feeding two for years, and would like that noted every single time.
It's a funny couple shirt set for any pair who has had this exact exchange in a drive-through, which is every pair. Give it as an anniversary gift, a Valentine's gift, or to the couple who split every dessert except the one they ordered separately. Wear the two halves to dinner and let the waiter work it out. Order the large fries. You both know why.