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THE CAR RIDE HOME: both shirts in the set, worn by two models.

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THE CAR RIDE HOME

Delightful guests. Until the doors shut.

From$44.95for both$59.90

$14.95 cheaper than buying them separately.

One price. Two shirts. Free shipping, so that number is the number.

Any tax is shown before you pay.

SIZED SEPARATELY. OBVIOUSLY.

Everyone else ships a couples set in one size and lets you fight about it. Pick a size for each shirt. Different colours too, if that's another thing you don't agree on.

HERS

$29.95

PUBLICLY SUPPORTIVE

White t-shirt with the PUBLICLY SUPPORTIVE design

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White

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HIS

$29.95

THE DEBRIEF

White t-shirt with the THE DEBRIEF design

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White

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Free replacement on anything damaged, defective or wrong. Returns & replacements.

At the party you were both a delight and asked a lot of follow-up questions about the new kitchen. The doors shut and the real opinions were out before anyone found reverse. Each half takes its own size and its own color. You two agree about everyone else, and you don't have to agree on a medium.

WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY WEARING

Cotton
100% Airlume combed cotton. The soft, smooth kind. Nothing scratchy sawing at you all day. The heathers blend in a little polyester — that flecked look doesn’t happen on its own.
Weight
Light, around 4.2 oz. An everyday tee you forget you’re wearing, not a stiff box with sleeves.
Fit
True to size. Modern unisex cut. Not baggy, not slim, no drama.
Built
Side-seamed so it keeps its shape, pre-shrunk, and a tear-away tag. Nothing itching the back of your neck.
The feel
The design lives in the fabric, not stuck on top of it. Soft the second you put it on, still soft after the tenth wash. No stiff plastic patch cracking and peeling off like the cheap stuff. Yours, and it stays that way.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA
About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada
About 1–2 weeks. Made in Canada. No customs, no border fees, nobody knocking for money.
Europe
About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else
About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping
Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

From$44.95both, shipping free