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Problem & Renewal: both shirts in the set, worn by two models.

MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™

Problem & Renewal

He's the problem. She keeps paying for it.

From $43.95 for both$51.90

$7.95 cheaper than buying them separately.

One price. Two shirts. Free shipping, so that number is the number.

Any tax is shown before you pay.

SIZED SEPARATELY.

Pick a color and a size for each shirt. They don't have to match.

HERS

$25.95

Auto-Renewal

Black t-shirt with the Auto-Renewal design, front, on model

Color

Black

Size

HIS

$25.95

The Problem

Black t-shirt with the The Problem design, front, on model

Color

Black

Size

Free replacement on anything damaged, defective or wrong. Returns & replacements.

Everyone else ships a couples set in one size and lets you fight about it. Here each shirt gets its own size, and its own color, if that's another thing you don't agree on.

He's admitted it, which changed nothing. She's fully aware, and renews anyway. Two separate size and color choices, one checkout, and no pretending the two of you are the same shape.

WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY WEARING

Cotton
100% Airlume combed cotton. The soft, smooth kind. Nothing scratchy sawing at you all day. The heathers blend in a little polyester — that flecked look doesn’t happen on its own.
Weight
Light, around 4.2 oz. An everyday tee you forget you’re wearing, not a stiff box with sleeves.
Fit
True to size. Modern unisex cut. Not baggy, not slim, no drama.
Built
Side-seamed so it keeps its shape, pre-shrunk, and a tear-away tag. Nothing itching the back of your neck.
The feel
The design lives in the fabric, not stuck on top of it. Soft the second you put it on, still soft after the tenth wash. No stiff plastic patch cracking and peeling off like the cheap stuff. Yours, and it stays that way.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA
About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada
About 1–2 weeks. Made in Canada. No customs, no border fees, nobody knocking for money.
Europe
About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else
About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping
Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

From$43.95both, shipping free