MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™

TILL DEATH, WITH NOTES

She chose a skeleton. The skeleton has questions.

From$44.95for both$59.90

$14.95 cheaper than buying them separately.

One price. Two shirts. Free shipping, so that number is the number.

Any tax is shown before you pay.

SIZED SEPARATELY. OBVIOUSLY.

Everyone else ships a couples set in one size and lets you fight about it. Pick a size for each shirt. Different colours too, if that's another thing you don't agree on.

HERS

$29.95

ETERNALLY DEVOTED

PICK A COLOUR

Black

PICK A SIZE

Get it right the first time

Don’t guess. Go find a shirt you already like the fit of and measure that one.

Size chart: body chest range and garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres
Size	Fits chestinches	Width, flatin / cm	Lengthin / cm
XS	31–34″	16.5″ / 41.9 cm	27″ / 68.6 cm
S	34–37″	18″ / 45.7 cm	28″ / 71.1 cm
M	38–41″	20″ / 50.8 cm	29″ / 73.7 cm
L	42–45″	22″ / 55.9 cm	30″ / 76.2 cm
XL	46–49″	24″ / 61.0 cm	31″ / 78.7 cm
2XL	50–53″	26″ / 66.0 cm	32″ / 81.3 cm
3XL	54–57″	28″ / 71.1 cm	33″ / 83.8 cm
4XL	58–61″	30″ / 76.2 cm	34″ / 86.4 cm
5XL	62–65″	32″ / 81.3 cm	35″ / 88.9 cm

How to measure. Lay a shirt that already fits flat on a table. Armpit to armpit is the width. Highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem is the length. Compare those two numbers to the table.

Why width looks small. Width is the shirt laid flat, armpit to armpit, so it’s half the way around. A 42″ chest wants a 22″ width, which is an L.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

HIS

$29.95

ETERNALLY UNCONVINCED

PICK A COLOUR

Black

PICK A SIZE

Get it right the first time

Don’t guess. Go find a shirt you already like the fit of and measure that one.

Size chart: body chest range and garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres
Size	Fits chestinches	Width, flatin / cm	Lengthin / cm
XS	31–34″	16.5″ / 41.9 cm	27″ / 68.6 cm
S	34–37″	18″ / 45.7 cm	28″ / 71.1 cm
M	38–41″	20″ / 50.8 cm	29″ / 73.7 cm
L	42–45″	22″ / 55.9 cm	30″ / 76.2 cm
XL	46–49″	24″ / 61.0 cm	31″ / 78.7 cm
2XL	50–53″	26″ / 66.0 cm	32″ / 81.3 cm
3XL	54–57″	28″ / 71.1 cm	33″ / 83.8 cm
4XL	58–61″	30″ / 76.2 cm	34″ / 86.4 cm
5XL	62–65″	32″ / 81.3 cm	35″ / 88.9 cm

Why width looks small. Width is the shirt laid flat, armpit to armpit, so it’s half the way around. A 42″ chest wants a 22″ width, which is an L.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

From$44.95both shirts, shipping included

Free replacement on anything damaged, defective or wrong. Returns & replacements.

The gothic edition of a love story we already tell with a cat and a dog. Same words. Considerably more candles, and the partner is now a skeleton. Pick each shirt's size and color separately, so the smitten one and the brooding one both fit like they meant it.

TILL DEATH, WITH NOTES

SIZED SEPARATELY. OBVIOUSLY.

ETERNALLY DEVOTED

Get it right the first time

ETERNALLY UNCONVINCED

Get it right the first time

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