MATCHED BY POOR JUDGMENT™
Dinner Negotiations
Eight restaurants. One table. 9:40pm.
From $43.95 for both$51.90
$7.95 cheaper than buying them separately.
One price. Two shirts. Free shipping, so that number is the number.
Any tax is shown before you pay.
SIZED SEPARATELY.
Pick a color and a size for each shirt. They don't have to match.
HERS
$25.95
The First Seven
Color
White
Size
HIS
$25.95
The Decider
Color
White
Size
Free replacement on anything damaged, defective or wrong. Returns & replacements.
Everyone else ships a couples set in one size and lets you fight about it. Here each shirt gets its own size, and its own color, if that's another thing you don't agree on.
Hers says I REJECT THE FIRST SEVEN. next to a cat with a long list, nearly every line crossed out. His says I PICK THE RESTAURANT. above a golden dog in sunglasses with a menu, a glass of wine and the confidence of someone who has never once picked the restaurant.
He suggests. She vetoes. Seven times. The eighth suggestion is usually the second one again, and dinner is now at 9:40.
These are couple shirts for every pair who has spent longer choosing where to eat than eating. A good anniversary gift, a better date-night outfit, and a fair warning to any friend who suggests "wherever you two want." If you're buying for another couple, you already know which of them is the cat.