NO BROWSING™ · RUDE T-SHIRTS
OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY SHIRTS
Optional, until they took a register.
Attendance: Forced
$24.95
Holiday Spirit: F
$24.95
Me vs the Office Party
$24.95
Out of Office, Out of Patience
$24.95
Shift: Night. Night: Silent.
$24.95
The Gift of Not Emailing Me
$24.95
The Only Secret Santa I Want
$24.95
About this pile
The office party is a meeting with a playlist. Attendance is optional, which is why there's a sign-up sheet. These shirts are for the one with the lanyard: the out-of-office that started early, the holiday spirit graded F, the forced attendance with a name tag. They roast the party and the inbox, not anyone in the room, so most of them survive a building with an HR department. Most. If it's the gift exchange at work, the Secret Santa pile is next door.