NO BROWSING™ · RUDE T-SHIRTS
SECRET SANTA SHIRTS
The $20 limit, honored to the cent.
Admit One: Last-Minute Panic
$24.95
All I Want: Your Card Details
$24.95
Bought It With Your Card
$24.95
Don't Browse My List. Buy It.
$24.95
From: Me, To: Me
$24.95
It's a Receipt
$24.95
Merry Me-Mas
$24.95
Re-Gifting: The Game
$24.95
Secret Santa $20 Limit
$24.95
The Gift Is You're Not Invited
$24.95
The Gift of Not Emailing Me
$24.95
The Only Secret Santa I Want
$24.95
Your Opinion 100% Off
$24.95
About this pile
Every gift exchange has a limit and one person who treats it as a rumor. These shirts are about the exchange itself: the $20 cap, the present you bought yourself, the receipt left in the bag on purpose. They make a decent Secret Santa because the joke is the ritual, not whoever opens it, so nobody has to pretend. If you drew someone you barely know, this is the safe pile. If you drew someone you know far too well, it still is. Order by December 10 for US delivery before the 25th.