NO BROWSING™ · RUDE T-SHIRTS
BROKE CHRISTMAS SHIRTS
The balance has seen your list.
All I Want: Your Card Details
$24.95
Black Friday Survivor
$24.95
Bought It With Your Card
$24.95
Christmas: Debt 100%
$24.95
Jingle All the Way to Checkout
$24.95
King of Overspending
$24.95
Santa Isn't Real. My Bill Is.
$24.95
Spend Money or Leave
$24.95
Thou Shalt Spend
$24.95
About this pile
December is the month your card works harder than you do. Black Friday, then the list, then the second list, then the one present you forgot and bought at full price on the 23rd. These shirts are for the bank balance in the last week of the year, and for the person who did that to it. Buy one for the friend who says they're keeping it small this year. You both know how that ends.