NO BROWSING™ · RUDE T-SHIRTS
SANTA & ELF SHIRTS
The North Pole staff, off the record.

Dear Santa, Define 'Good'
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Game Over. See You Next Xmas
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Good Boy. Bad Decisions.
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Good Boy. Unlike You.
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I Checked the List
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Krampus Was Right
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My Elf Is on Strike
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Naughty List. On Purpose.
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Nice Try. Still Not Invited.
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Nuts. Cracked. Same.
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Patient: Santa. Shift: Dec 25
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Santa Isn't Real. My Bill Is.
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Santa's Cardio Club
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About this pile
Santa works one night a year and keeps a list he refuses to publish. These shirts are the staff room. The elf on strike. The list, checked twice and still disputed. Krampus, who was right. A shift on the 25th that nobody volunteered for. Good for the person who was told they're on the naughty list and took it as a compliment, and for anyone who has ever asked Santa to define good in writing.
