NO BROWSING™ · RUDE T-SHIRTS
FAMILY CHRISTMAS SHIRTS
For hour three of the dinner.
Christmas Dinner: Order Pizza
$24.95
Deck the Halls, Not the Family
$24.95
Family Dinner Survival Blend
$24.95
From the Quiet One
$24.95
I Am the Star
$24.95
It's Not Ugly. It's Me.
$24.95
Knit Happens. Deal With It.
$24.95
Only Here for the Food
$24.95
Some Assembly Required
$24.95
The Backup
$24.95
The Cat Got More Gifts
$24.95
The Disappointment
$24.95
The Favorite
$24.95
The One Who Paid
$24.95
To Be Eaten, Not Judged
$24.95
Today's Special
$24.95
We Tried. Sort Of.
$24.95
About this pile
Christmas dinner has a cast. The favorite. The backup. The one who paid and would like that minuted. The cousin who is only here for the food and has stopped hiding it. This pile is for the table and everyone sitting at it, which makes it the easy one to buy in bulk: pick the role, pick the relative, and let them argue about whether it's accurate. It usually is. Wear one in the family photo and the photo finally tells the truth.