NO BROWSING™ · RUDE T-SHIRTS
ANTI-CHRISTMAS SHIRTS
Went quiet on the 20th. Staying that way.
Bah. Humbug. Invoice Enclosed
$24.95
Christmas Is Cancelled
$24.95
Christmas Spirit: Espresso
$24.95
Closed for the Season
$24.95
Do Not Disturb Until January
$24.95
Happy Holidays. Go Home.
$24.95
Ho Ho No
$24.95
Holiday Spirit Not Found
$24.95
Holiday Spirit: F
$24.95
Home Alone by Choice
$24.95
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
$24.95
Leg Day Cancelled for Cookies
$24.95
Minimal Effort, Max Judgment
$24.95
No Carols. Not Today, Comrade
$24.95
Not Festive. Not Coming.
$24.95
Seasonal. Like My Patience.
$24.95
Silent Night. Finally.
$24.95
The Cat Approves of Nothing
$24.95
About this pile
Nobody here hates Christmas. They would just like to attend it from another room. This pile is for the person whose festive plans are a closed door and a phone face down: closed for the season, not festive, not coming, silent night at last. Wear one to the party you were talked into and it explains the early exit before you have to. As a gift, it suits the friend who declines every invitation, provided you hand it over and leave promptly.