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Black t-shirt with the It's the Most Wonderful Time to Leave Me Alone. design, front, on model

It's the Most Wonderful Time to Leave Me Alone.

The carol nobody sings but everyone means.

White letters on a dark tee. No reindeer, no snowflakes, no sweater pattern. Just IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME TO LEAVE ME ALONE. People hum it as they read it, get to the last three words, and go and bother somebody else.

December is a month of small talk. What are your plans. Are you going home. Have you tried the eggnog. This shirt answers all of it before anyone has to ask.

It's the funny Christmas gift for the coworker who spends the office party near the coats, and an easy Secret Santa pick, because it's technically a carol and nobody in HR wants to argue with a carol. It also does well at the family dinner, in a long queue at the shops and anywhere with mistletoe. Peace on earth. Over there, please.

$25.95

Color

Black

Size

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WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY WEARING

Cotton
100% Airlume combed cotton. The soft, smooth kind. Nothing scratchy sawing at you all day. The heathers blend in a little polyester — that flecked look doesn’t happen on its own.
Weight
Light, around 4.2 oz. An everyday tee you forget you’re wearing, not a stiff box with sleeves.
Fit
True to size. Modern unisex cut. Not baggy, not slim, no drama.
Built
Side-seamed so it keeps its shape, pre-shrunk, and a tear-away tag. Nothing itching the back of your neck.
The feel
The design lives in the fabric, not stuck on top of it. Soft the second you put it on, still soft after the tenth wash. No stiff plastic patch cracking and peeling off like the cheap stuff. Yours, and it stays that way.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA
About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada
About 1–2 weeks. Made in Canada. No customs, no border fees, nobody knocking for money.
Europe
About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else
About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping
Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

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