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SOCIAL SKILLS LOADING... with a progress bar at 0% in red, on the chest of a zip hoodie. Zip it up and let the bar talk for you. Nobody needs a percentage update.

$44.95

Color

Black

Size

Get it right the first time

Don’t guess. Go find a zip hoodie you already like the fit of and measure that one.

Size chart: zip hoodie measurements, in inches
Size	Lengthinches	Widthinches	Sleeve lengthinches
S	27″	19.25″	33.5″
M	28″	21.25″	34.5″
L	29″	23.25″	35.5″
XL	30″	25.25″	36.5″
2XL	31″	27.25″	37.5″
3XL	32″	29.25″	38.5″
4XL	33″	31.25″	39.5″
5XL	34″	32.25″	40.5″

How to measure. These are the zip hoodie itself, laid flat. Lay one that already fits on a table, measure the same spots, and compare.

Free shipping. Everywhere.
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Made to order, just for you
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Damaged or wrong? We fix it free.
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Saving is just buying, later. And later never comes, does it.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA: About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada: About 1–2 weeks. Ships from the US.
Europe: About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else: About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping: Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

YOU'LL PROBABLY IGNORE THESE TOO.

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WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

YOU'LL PROBABLY IGNORE THESE TOO.

I'll Be Right Back. / No I Won't.

I Saw Your Call. I Continued My Day.

Too Close.

After You. Now Move.