I Saw Your Call. I Continued My Day.

I SAW YOUR CALL. I CONTINUED MY DAY. Underneath, a cat in sunglasses lies back on a sun lounger with a drink, a palm tree and a setting sun. The phone is on the side table. The cat has decided it's furniture now.

It wasn't a missed call. It was a decision. The screen lit up, the cat looked at it, and the afternoon went on exactly as planned.

This is a gift for someone who hates talking on the phone, or for the friend who answers a call with a text four hours later that just says "what's up?" Buy it for the person whose voicemail is full on purpose. Or keep it, and let it do the explaining next time someone asks why you never pick up. You did see it. That was never the issue.