Not Our Priority
Your complaint has been noted. And ignored.
YOUR SATISFACTION IS NOT OUR PRIORITY. in big serif letters, and under it a duck holding a mug of coffee with the face of someone forty minutes into a shift that seems to have started yesterday.
Somebody had to say it, and the duck was already on break. Anyone who has worked a counter, a help desk or a phone line knows this sentence by heart. They've just never been allowed to say it out loud.
It's a funny gift for coworkers in retail, hospitality and customer service, and a strong Secret Santa pick for the person whose headset has heard everything. Worn on shift, it says what the training manual won't. Worn off shift, it's simply true. Your complaint has been noted. The coffee is going cold.
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