
Act Your Wage. I Am.
Going above and beyond killed the last guy.
ACT YOUR WAGE. I AM. sits above a lanyard and an employee ID badge. The photo on the badge is a skeleton in a shirt and tie, which tells you how things went for the last person who gave a hundred and ten percent.
The job description grows a line every quarter. The salary has stayed loyal to the number from the interview. This shirt is the laminated, regulation-issue reply.
It's a funny gift for the coworker who has been "stepping up" for two years running, and for the friend doing three jobs on one title. Or it's for you, on the day you stop answering emails at ten at night. Wear it to the all-hands. Wear it to the review. It doesn't argue with anyone. It just shows what happens to people who go above and beyond.
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