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Black t-shirt with the Quick Question. design, front, on model

Quick Question.

Two words. Forty minutes.

QUICK QUESTION. in big cracked letters, and under it, smaller, the part everyone already knows: it's never quick.

It arrives at the edge of your desk at 4:52. It brings a laptop. By half five it has become a screen share, a follow-up and a "let's put something in the diary." Two words have never cost so many people so many evenings.

Buy it as a funny gift for the coworker who asks quick questions, or for the one who answers them and has stopped pretending to enjoy it. Both will know exactly who it's about. It's a Secret Santa gift that's rude about a habit rather than a person, which is the kind that's still funny on Monday. Wear it on a video call and watch the calendar invites slow down.

$25.95

Color

Black

Size

Saving is just buying, later. And later never comes, does it.

WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY WEARING

Cotton
100% Airlume combed cotton. The soft, smooth kind. Nothing scratchy sawing at you all day. The heathers blend in a little polyester — that flecked look doesn’t happen on its own.
Weight
Light, around 4.2 oz. An everyday tee you forget you’re wearing, not a stiff box with sleeves.
Fit
True to size. Modern unisex cut. Not baggy, not slim, no drama.
Built
Side-seamed so it keeps its shape, pre-shrunk, and a tear-away tag. Nothing itching the back of your neck.
The feel
The design lives in the fabric, not stuck on top of it. Soft the second you put it on, still soft after the tenth wash. No stiff plastic patch cracking and peeling off like the cheap stuff. Yours, and it stays that way.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA
About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada
About 1–2 weeks. Made in Canada. No customs, no border fees, nobody knocking for money.
Europe
About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else
About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping
Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

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