NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT •

Side Quest: You. Declined.

Optional content. Skipped.

A quest panel on the front of a long-sleeve, a big red exclamation mark beside SIDE QUEST: YOU. and STATUS: DECLINED. For whoever keeps trying to rope you into their plans. You read the quest. You passed.

$33.95

Color

Dark Grey Heather

Size

Get it right the first time

Don’t guess. Go find a long-sleeve shirt you already like the fit of and measure that one.

Size chart: long-sleeve shirt measurements, in inches
Size	Lengthinches	Widthinches	Sleeve lengthinches
XS	27″	–	25″
S	28″	18″	25.6″
M	29″	20″	26.2″
L	30″	22″	26.9″
XL	31″	24″	27.5″
2XL	32″	26″	28.1″

How to measure. These are the long-sleeve shirt itself, laid flat. Lay one that already fits on a table, measure the same spots, and compare.

Free shipping. Everywhere.
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Made to order, just for you
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Damaged or wrong? We fix it free.
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Checkout's locked down

Saving is just buying, later. And later never comes, does it.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA: About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada: About 1–2 weeks. Made in Canada. No customs, no border fees, nobody knocking for money.
Europe: About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else: About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping: Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

YOU'LL PROBABLY IGNORE THESE TOO.

People who stalled on this stalled on these. Add them to the cart. Abandon them together.

Side Quest: You. Declined.

Get it right the first time

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

YOU'LL PROBABLY IGNORE THESE TOO.

Skill Issue (Yours)

NPC: Nothing to Say

Achievement: Left the House

Patch Notes v1.0