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Pilates Princess

Royalty. Off duty. Unavailable.

A deadpan capybara in a towel and a tiny gold crown sits above PILATES PRINCESS. DO NOT PERCEIVE ME. on the front of the crop top. You came for the reformer class, not a conversation in the locker room. Wear it and let the capybara turn people away for you.

$33.95

Color

Natural

Size

Get it right the first time

Don’t guess. Go find a crop top you already like the fit of and measure that one.

Size chart: crop top measurements, in inches
Size	Lengthinches	Widthinches
XS	17.32″	18.70″
S	17.72″	19.69″
M	18.31″	20.67″
L	18.70″	21.65″
XL	19.09″	22.64″
2XL	19.49″	23.62″

How to measure. These are the crop top itself, laid flat. Lay one that already fits on a table, measure the same spots, and compare.

Free shipping. Everywhere.
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Made to order, just for you
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Damaged or wrong? We fix it free.
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Saving is just buying, later. And later never comes, does it.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA: About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada: About 1–2 weeks. Ships from the US.
Europe: About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else: About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping: Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

YOU'LL PROBABLY IGNORE THESE TOO.

People who stalled on this stalled on these. Add them to the cart. Abandon them together.

Pilates Princess

Get it right the first time

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

YOU'LL PROBABLY IGNORE THESE TOO.

It All Counts. Shut Up

Paid 12 Months. Went Twice

Lifting Anyway

Bulking