NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT • NO BROWSING • YES, WE ARE OPEN. UNFORTUNATELY. • IT'S A SHIRT. NOT A MORTGAGE. • NOTHING HERE GETS CHEAPER IF YOU WAIT •

Black joggers with the AFK. design, front, on model

AFK.

Away from keyboard. Not off the couch.

AFK. in chunky red stitched-look letters on one leg of a pair of joggers. Away from keyboard, still on the couch. The only trip planned today is to the fridge.

$50.95

Color

Black

Size

Get it right the first time

Don’t guess. Grab a tape measure and measure you, not the last thing you bought.

Size chart: body measurements, in inches
Size	Inseam lengthinches	Waistbandinches
XS	28″	28″
S	29″	30″
M	30″	32″
L	31″	34″
XL	32″	36″
2XL	33″	38″

How to measure. These are body measurements. Measure yourself, then pick the size your number falls in.

Free shipping. Everywhere.
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Made to order, just for you
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Damaged or wrong? We fix it free.
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Checkout's locked down

Saving is just buying, later. And later never comes, does it.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA: About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada: About 1–2 weeks. Ships from the US.
Europe: Made outside the EU, so allow a little longer.
Everywhere else: About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping: Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

YOU'LL PROBABLY IGNORE THESE TOO.

People who stalled on this stalled on these. Add them to the cart. Abandon them together.

AFK.

Get it right the first time

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

YOU'LL PROBABLY IGNORE THESE TOO.

Skill Issue (Yours)

NPC: Nothing to Say

Achievement: Left the House

Patch Notes v1.0