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Faded Black oversized t-shirt with the Good Lighting. Still Nothing design, photo 1 of 6

Good Lighting. Still Nothing

Mirror check fourteen of the session.

A cracked gym mirror with a tiny figure flexing inside it, between GOOD LIGHTING. in cream and STILL NOTHING. in red, across the back. You found the best light in the building and took nine photos between sets. The people waiting for that bench would like a word.

$39.95

Color

Faded Black

Size

Get it right the first time

Don’t guess. Go find a oversized t-shirt you already like the fit of and measure that one.

Size chart: oversized t-shirt measurements, in inches
Size	Lengthinches	Sleeve Lengthinches	Widthinches
XS	–	–	–
S	27.76″	9.06″	20.08″
M	29.13″	9.45″	21.65″
L	30.51″	9.45″	23.23″
XL	31.89″	10.24″	24.80″
2XL	33.27″	10.63″	26.38″
3XL	34.06″	11.02″	27.95″

How to measure. These are the oversized t-shirt itself, laid flat. Lay one that already fits on a table, measure the same spots, and compare.

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WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY WEARING

Fabric: 100% carded cotton, garment-dyed and pre-shrunk. That’s where the faded look comes from.
Weight: 7.1 oz. Noticeably heavier than our regular tee.
Fit: Boxy and oversized, with dropped shoulders. It’s supposed to look big.
Built: Wide neck ribbing and a tear-away label.
The feel: The design lives in the fabric, not stuck on top of it. Soft the second you put it on, still soft after the tenth wash. No stiff plastic patch cracking and peeling off like the cheap stuff. Yours, and it stays that way.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA: About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada: About 1–2 weeks. Ships from the US.
Europe: About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else: About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping: Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

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