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Sand crewneck sweatshirt with the Unplugged. You're Welcome. design, photo 1 of 6

Unplugged. You're Welcome.

Somebody had to do it.

A deadpan goose on the front of the crewneck, tangled in Christmas lights with the plug held in its beak, over UNPLUGGED. YOU'RE WELCOME. in small typewriter capitals. For anyone who has to watch the neighbor's light show through the bedroom window every night until January. The goose did nothing wrong, according to the goose.

$37.95

Color

Sand

Size

Get it right the first time

Don’t guess. Go find a crewneck sweatshirt you already like the fit of and measure that one.

Size chart: crewneck sweatshirt measurements, in inches
Size	Lengthinches	Widthinches	Sleeve lengthinches
S	27″	20″	33.5″
M	28″	22″	34.5″
L	29″	24″	35.5″
XL	30″	26″	36.5″
2XL	31″	28″	37.5″
3XL	32″	30″	38.5″
4XL	33″	32″	39.5″
5XL	34″	34″	40.5″

How to measure. These are the crewneck sweatshirt itself, laid flat. Lay one that already fits on a table, measure the same spots, and compare.

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WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY WEARING

Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester, pre-shrunk. Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
Fit: Classic unisex fit. Room to breathe, still looks like you tried.
Built: Rib-knit collar with a little stretch. Double-needle stitching on the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem.
The feel: The design lives in the fabric, not stuck on top of it. Soft the second you put it on, still soft after the tenth wash. No stiff plastic patch cracking and peeling off like the cheap stuff. Yours, and it stays that way.

WHEN IT SHOWS UP (SOONER IF YOU’D COMMIT)

USA: About a week. Two if it’s busy. Quick, for something worth the wait.
Canada: About 1–2 weeks. Made in Canada. No customs, no border fees, nobody knocking for money.
Europe: About 1–2 weeks. Made in the EU, so no customs and no surprise fees.
Everywhere else: About 2–4 weeks. Customs does what customs wants. So do you, apparently, standing here.
Shipping: Free. Everywhere. Don’t make it weird.

Estimates, not promises. The truck answers to no one. Full terms if you’re the reading type: Shipping & delivery.

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