Self-Checkout. Still Too Much Human Contact.
Unexpected item. Unexpected conversation.
SELF-CHECKOUT. STILL TOO MUCH HUMAN CONTACT. Below it, a cat with a full basket stands at the machine, one paw on the screen, wearing the precise expression of someone the machine has just spoken to.
They took the cashier away for you. Then they added an attendant who walks over every time a banana weighs the wrong amount. Unexpected item in the bagging area. Unexpected conversation, also in the bagging area.
It's a gift for someone who hates people, especially the one whose ideal errand happens in silence at 7am, in headphones that aren't playing anything. Buy it for the friend who orders groceries online to dodge a "how's your day," or for anyone who has abandoned a full basket rather than ask for help. Wear it to the shop. Scan it all yourself.
$25.95
Color
White
Size
- Free shipping. Everywhere.
- Made to order, just for you
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- Checkout's locked down
Saving is just buying, later. And later never comes, does it.
