I'm Not a People Person. You're the People.
It was never general. It was always you.
I'M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON. YOU'RE THE PEOPLE. Under the words, a bunny leans its whole body against a door while a crowd of cheerful faces pushes from the other side. Still smiling. Still coming in.
"I'm not a people person" is the vague version you say at parties. This is the specific version. It names the problem, and the problem is right there in the doorway with a paper plate.
It's the safest gift for someone who hates people, because the joke is aimed at everyone at once and nobody can prove it's about them. Good for the friend who leaves before the cake, or the sibling who screens your calls. Good for anyone who has said "we should hang out sometime" and meant never. Wear it to the thing you couldn't get out of. The door is holding.
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