
Hi. That's All You Get.
Greeting delivered. Conversation declined.
Front: a small monster with pink ears, waving, next to one word. HI! Back: THAT'S ALL YOU GET. in big white letters, with the same monster walking away.
It's a complete greeting, delivered in two parts. The front is friendly enough for any doorway. By the time someone turns to start a conversation, you've turned too, and the back handles the rest.
A gift for someone who hates people but has lovely manners about it. The neighbor who waves and keeps walking. The coworker who says "morning" and puts the headphones straight back in. It's cute enough to wear to a family lunch and rude enough that the family will get it anyway. The greeting requirement has been met in full. Any follow-up questions can be addressed to the back of the shirt.
$32.95
Color
Black
Size
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