Form 404-B · Defection Processing

DEFECTOR DESK

You searched for us. That means you left, shopped around, and came back. We logged all three. Take a number.

Reason for return

Pick one. Or don't. We already have a guess.

I missed being insulted.The other stores were nice and it felt wrong.I have money and poor judgment.I typed the name in wrong and ended up here. Same outcome.

This desk keeps no records. The form is for show. So is the guilt.